Curry, Lager and a James Bond Movie

Hi

Tried to do another blog but the bloody thing didn't save properly and lost it all.

I am going to add a piccie to my blog today! Doesn't George look gorgeous??

I have had a homemade curry tonight, but I seem to be free of poisoning, he says it was out of a jar though so probably fairly safe!

I wonder if LC has got herself some fresh batteries for the vibrator? Could be a boring night and Sunday morning without any self entertainment.

The hairy hound has been giddy most of the evening, prob because hubby and I are sitting next to each other on the sofa, and she is jealous!

I have been finding new friends on facebook, like one of the lads from camp, who is also at music centre on a saturday. He's only young, and it may make TQ wonder what I have been up to if a bright young lad in my friends who she doesn't know! Hee hee!

It was James Bond in Dr No tonight, Ursula Andress dubbed into a better voice, she was too gutteral for the sound track! And hubby made me guess the year, I said 1962 and I was right! What a sad James Bond freak I am!!

On my second can of stella, from the special outdoor fridge, ie the box is outside the back door! I do hope the local youth don't realise or our beer supply could disappear quite rapidly.

There is nowt on tv, even TQ has moaned about this fact!

I am working Sunday, Tue, Fri and Sat this week, and hubby is off Monday so I should be able to avoid the devil until Tuesday afternoon at least. I don't know when the head is going to be having words with the devil mistress but I may need to facebook WM's teacher's inbox to arrange collection from the school office, as Hubby is taking and collecting Mon and Tue he will be ok, she would never approach him, she is a bully but too scared to say anything to hubby in case he decks her or worse!

There's nowt else to report, see ya around x x x

Email to LC

LC has been textin today, vibrator is out of batteries and she desperately needs a man with a woody on to satisfy her needs, I offered her the hubby but as he is a quick mover she wasn't too keen and she missed all the lads at camp last week!

This is my email to her on the topic!

Hi

Why haven't you been and sorted yourself some batteries?

Blackpool teacher was asking by text last week if I had had enough alcohol to make BF appear hunky. I told him BF is always hunky to me, it's Hubby who doesn't look ok anymore and that's why I need the vino collapso! Especially after I saw Hubby naked when we were in Rome and I decided to comment on the moobs! That did put him off his stride somewhat, and 10 seconds isn't really long enough to then go put someone off??

See ya soon, maybe invest in a mains adaptor??

W x

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Devil's Spawn

Hi

Well the spawn of the Devil, Damien 666, has decided during morning play to thump WM and BFF in their stomachs 'cos they wouldn't play with him, the teachers told them on Wed not to go near 666, or to play with him after the name calling etc of Wed playtime.

So now the head teacher is going to take things further and because KB (the devil spawn's mother) has previous form for threatening behaviour in the playground aimed fully at me, they have offered to let me collect kids from the school office so as to avoid her. I sent a letter in after the last time, detailing all she had said and how distressed and threatend I had felt, and also it had taken place on school premises as well, so they should know what is going on even if it was after school. She is a child minder, like I said before, but the way she behaves she shouldn't be caring for other peoples kids, I would be worried for their safety if left alone with her! The head is going to discuss this kid with the governers, whether or not this is in relation to excluding him, I don't know. Be a wait and see really. It's not the first time this child has been violent towards other kids, and he has made up lies about teachers he doesn't like to his mum, so she then came in and threatend her as well, poor lass was heavily pregnant and only a few weeks short of going on mat leave, surprised she didn't have sprog premature with the stress this brat and his mother cause.

My wages and hubby's have gone into the new bank account, but the IVA people have taken the wrong amount on the wrong day! So I will have to phone them Monday and make sure they don't take anymore, we did agree for it to come out on the 2nd!

I did a big shop today, so we should have enough food for ages! I have eaten loads of spring greens in white sauce today, so wait till that works it way through my insides!

Kids back at music in the morning, so I can chew the fat with Mum and Dad tomorrow.

See ya x x x x

I am way too busy!!

Hi

Well it was chaos at work last night, well busy! We didn't get a breather for hours, and did loads after midnight, I didn't crawl off to my bed till 4am! And I forgot to put my 15 mins in the time owing book, though I did find time to put in my annual leave requests for between now and x-mas, I've asked for x-mas day night off, as I have landed 25/26 and 31st December this year so I would like one of them off, we never do owt New Years Eve, this time around I drank way too much advocate and then had the wierdest dream that I was divorced and he had primary custody of kids (yeah!!!), but I was having kids for weekend and taking them home to my wallaby farm, where I was breeding wallabies for meat and the skins (which I was curing myself, christ knows what I was going to make from them, bit small!). The farm was on a lonely moor near somewhere begining with H, Halifax, Huddersfield, not sure, and the farm had been a donkey sanctuary. It was a very complex dream, I blame it on the advocate, so best if I work new year this year, though it would be nice to find out how it progressed on the wallaby farm!

I have been on Asda to make a shopping list, which I am going to take with me to Morrisons and see which is cheaper for the stuff we buy every week. I need to go on the Dell though to print it out though. I am on the old laptop which is back from repair!!! It charges now, yipee!

WM has been having trouble at school with the child of the devil, Damien of the 666 tattoo! He has been a bit nasty at playtime and lunchtime play to WM and his BFF (best friend forever), so I have to keep an eye that the situation doesnt escalate, I don't want his nasty piece of work of a mother threatening me in the playgrond again. I still can't find his mum on the child minder register with the council, and I know she looks after kids that aren't hers, she legally should be registered. The sister in law can't find her on comp either. So it's not just me that can't find her.

WM has 2 sweetie days a week and he is sticking to them, he is brushing his teeth with adult toothpaste and being very good at looking after his teeth! It's a shame he's got a tiny hole starting in his baby tooth, one of ones he still has! Least it was caught early and wont be a big job to sort.

I have checked with the bank and all the DD's have gone across but I can't find them on the net account, so I will have to go into branch tomorrow and make sure they cancel all the ones that I forgot to do before they were sent across!

I got an email from salaries and my wage should be paid into new account tomorrow so I'll have to go and close my old accounts tomorrow as well.

I am missing the BF, he's such a sweetie, I haven't tried to kill off the hubby this week, even after the curry poisoning on Sunday!

BF is site warden this weekend, but we have music lessons Sat am, so I am not sure we will be able to pop up and say hello, I shall try temptin the kids with a diversion to camp.

Speak soon

x x x x x

Pancake Day

Hi

Well what a busy day! I crawled up to bed at 4am, and was dragging myself out again by 7.30am. I had to drop BC at school then take WM down to the Dental Hospital again, for his last 2 back teeth fissure sealing. while there the consultant had a look at them and found a small hole in one of his back baby teeth that needs a small filling, so back again on the 9th for that doing.

Having finally deposited the little darling back at school I was able to venture home, delayed only by the massive broken down wagon on the roundabout under the motorway (women drivers). I stopped off at Greggs and got myself a lovely ham salad butty to scoff while reading the paper, before trotting off to bed again.

The little darlings woke me up when they got home at 4 so that was that!

Having checked the internet banking I discovered that Lloyds haven't yet sent my direct debits to the new bank but they have rather cheekily sent the standing orders for the individual accounts that pay into the joint Lloyds account! So I have cancelled them from Lloyds account and from the new one. They are still sending direct debits back from Lloyds though so I'll have to pay a few twice from new account.

I made some lovely buttery pancakes for after tea, yummy with sugar and lemon on. BC didn't want any at first then decided they looked ok and she'd have one, which meant I only got 2, and WM had 3.

I have had WM watching computer games played by other people on u tube while I have been trying to follow NCIS.

BC was sick at Grandma's last night, they blamed it on 2 mugs of hot chocolate.

I had a bit of botty suffering from his homemade curry last night, while I was at work, I thought I was going to faint! It was a horrible experience, all that tummy bloating and cramping, just cos of a curry!

I am now sitting through a Miss Marple, only it's the new ones and I don't like them so much!

Modom has deigned to come downstairs and make herself a hot drink, cos I said she shouldn't have one really.

See you all soon, the 2nd murder is about to take place!

x x x x x

Dead Hamster

Hi

As you can see from the title we have had a small furry death this weekend. The white hammy which BC called Citrone. It was viscious anyway and used to bite the belly of the other one until I separated them out into individual cages. At least I have my bath back, the hammy used to spin in it's wheel so much that you couldn't sleep so we took to putting it's cage in the bathroom and shutting the door.

Well Mr Misery was up at 5.30 am today, bang, crash, smash, all my crockery being chipped as he put it either away or in the dishwasher. Then I could hear him making coffee, more noise, and he was watching TV, more noise! I wish I could divorce him instantly for unreasonable behaviour, ie waking up the whole house at some ungodly hour!

Law Chick has been watching pigeons having sex today, she seems to have some very interesting views from her office windows, before this job she claims to have seen pigeons wanking in the fountain in City Square! I don't know what that entails as she never enlightened my as to what pigeons do to get their rocks off!

No further news on the IVA, still waiting for the draft info to come through so I can check it and send it back. I tried contacting salaries and wages today to see how long it takes to process a change of bank details as I want to close my current account but daren't in case wages still go into it on Friday.

They have said about car being worth too much to keep, as they have some strange thing where you can't own a vehicle worth more than 6 grand, so maybe I can get myself a nice old transit minibus and claim higher petrol/vehicle maintenance costs instead!

Anyway been chaos at work, and I have had terrible bottom trouble due to the curry he poisoned me with last night, some strange concoction of chicken and potato. And there is no point killing me off as I have cancelled my life cover so I am just worth 3 years death in service.

See you soon, x x x

Thinking Day

Hi

TQ moaned yesterdays colour tricky to read so I have gone for darker blue today.

It is 22nd Feb therefore it is Thinking Day, the birthday of Baden Powell and his wifey, celebrated by scouts and guides the world over, in the case of that lot from camp, celebrated with copious amounts of alcohol and dodgy grub! I was exchanging texts with Blackpool Teacher (BT) last night, (I was on last bit of wine from the bottle and I hadn't had any help drinking it for once) he was offering to send his mate and a kebab in a taxi to see me!! I would have accepted the kebab and sent the hairy one back, well it must be sale or return even on men!

The BF was with BT but they don't know we are an item, so I have to pretend to fancy the pants off everyone male up there, well within reason obviously (the over 50's not counted at the min).

The wine was very nice, it has to be said, it was a present for my xmas, cant remember who from though.

I have the dog and the kids away a walk today, dog is now very smelly from her multiple excursions into the smelly fish ponds at the bottom of the woods, she even tried to chase a pair of ducks, they were a bit late to spot her, she nearly got one, then it noticed and flew off with it's duck wife. It took her ages to doggy paddle back to shore! I did get some pics though, and boy does she stink, she's decided to camp out on the bean bag in the snug behind me! Whiffy!!!

I played scrabble on line with TQ last night and then proceeded to dream of scrabble boards and letter combinations! Ugh, def too much wine!

I did dream the other night that we had a deal on with the nearest Macdonalds, that staff showed ID badge and got a big mac meal for free, seeing as canteen shut out of hours, in my dream this made real sense, of course we'd all have to drive up there on our meal breaks, but still free food! Do you think it would ever happen??? No, I don't think so either.

We are having a home made curry for tea, which hubby is making so will take hours, and which I don't really fancy, to be honest I am in the mood for a meat pie of some kind, meat and potato, steak and ale, steak and kidney, you know proper food for winter.

Speak soon, Love you all x x x x

My poorly eye

Hi

I have a sty on my right upper eye lid, and it is really annoying.

I supped 3 glasses of wine which was 1 glass short of a whole bottle last night! I am becoming an alchy....holic!

There's nowt on tele ever so maybe I will cancel the sky subs and then get hubby to sign up in a few months on a much cheaper plan, new customers get great rates, ours is practically extortion!

I have cleaned out the rabbit and pig today, so the hall smells much better. Hubby wants them to go back into outdoor hutch but as he has put it against the fence in far corner and then stacked the garden benches in front, it means he will have to move it back to it's normal location by the back door, so until he moves it the bunny/pig will be living in the house.

I tried to brush the dog only she tried to eat my arms instead as she doesn't like being brushed much, so I gave up and brushed the rabbit instead.

Hubby came upstairs this morning, sat next to me on bed and stroked my hair, then he went and slept in the spare room again, so much for that eh??

I texted BF last night, he was in the pub up near camp having a few drinks, I told him not to get flirty with LL if he was getting a bit squiffy! I miss my BF a lot, hope to see him soon.

I need to put some kiddy washing through, it's so exciting isn't it, I do loads of washing all the time, the basket is never empty.

I can't go on the guiding trip to the rugby ground next week, such a shame, there might have been some big hunky, rugby players with tight butts to ogle at. I know LC you'll want an invite, you could maybe go in my place as extra helper for Brownies or Guides, the little gits are still awful, especially the unwashed one, who said I was racist when I asked her to was her hands before cooking as they were filthy and she claimed muck was her skin colour! Uh, no love that stuff will wash off, it's called dirt!

Remember the rule "Never eat anything they bring in"

See ya later x x x

Bed Time

Hi



We do get some strange stuff in at work. The details on one last night read "ambulance crew state half a bottle of vodka missing from the patients address" Chest xray please.



Ok, were we looking to see if the old bugger had stuffed the vodka somewhere special, as in the apple up arse episode?



Did the crew take it in and find it missing when they went for the mixers?



Did the old soak drink it when they weren't looking?? Highly unlikely as they work in pairs and one always stays with the patient.



Was he accusing them of removing the vodka??



Mind you nothing beats twig man at the moment, he may have been sat under the TV in the waiting room the other night nursing his twigs but other week he brought them in and asked if his plants could have blood tests because they weren't well! The nurse had some trouble explaining that plants don't have blood, Irish Gal said they looked like they needed a bloody good water, and we did speculate if they were legal plants or not!

I have unfortunately been forced to retrieve the kids from grannies house, they are setting up the PS3 in the lounge again, they couldnt set it up at grannies house. I checked on the net last night and discovered that high school notification day is 2nd March, I hope BC gets her 1st choice as she didn't like the blazers etc for the 2nd choice school.

WM has 3 teeth coming through under where his baby ones were removed last week, so that's good, means they were due to fall out anyway so just speeded up the process slightly.

In the respect of men in my life, there have been just 4. There was a one night stand with a drummer, in order to rid myself of the millstone of my virginity. After that I persued and caught hubby, only on my wedding day 2 other men came forward professing their love for me and telling me I had married the wrong man, one was as old as my Dad, the other was my best mate at school and I had given up hope of him ever seeing me as anything other than a friend. Suddenly he's there professing love etc, and he's been trying to get into my knickers ever since. No chance mate, not now, he could have had me years ago and got all that out of his system.

In the winter of 2002 we got a new conultant at work , who I fancied immediately, in the Jan of 2003 he told me he fancied me too, I said I'm married, he said he had a girlfriend but who had to know! I was so shocked I rang Hubby and told him I had been propositioned and he said "Go for it" EH!?!?!? I told TQ who couldn't believe it either. The doc caught me when I was vulnerable and finally I gave in, but I was so guilty I told hubby one night and then went to weep buckets at my mum's. The following day I went home to talk it through and he really didn't want to talk, he wanted to pretend that nothing had happened, he put his head in the sand and ignored it.

A few days later I went to Guide Camp, where BF was the warden for the weekend. I fancied him the previous year when we had camped for a week in the summer. A year after all this in Feb 2004 I finally got BF's mobile number and a few months later we were exchanging slutty text messages, in the summer we met up a few times, and eventually in the winter it became more than a friendship, and we have been seeing each other when we can ever since. I love him to bits and enjoy his company enormously, through him I now teach archery. Which I really enjoy actually. And if now and again we go out for lunch, we may not always get up to hanky panky, it doesn't matter, the sex isn't why I love him, though it is bloody good!! I never had an orgasm with the hubby, I have loads with the BF. He takes his time, he aims to please me and he does foreplay!! And oral!!! It's like miracle sex!!

Hubby doesn't do foreplay, never gives oral (doesn't like the taste) but loves to recieve, (typical bloke), wont play with boobs or bums, likes girl on top, won't do missionary unless he absolutely has to, and I have to say 1 position involving me doing all the work isn't that appealing, he is also prone to premature ejaculation, I can count to 10 and it is all over by 6 usually.

IVA people been on phone again, draft should be with me next week, fees not decided until they have the meeting with the creditors. My car is worth too much apparantly, so they may want me to sell it and get something cheaper! It's 2 and half years old, has 34,000 miles on clock, diesel, 1.6 lt engine, I get 600 miles a tank out of it, and it is worth £7000 if I wanted to buy from a garage forecourt, if I traded in I'd be lucky to get £3000. It's not like I'm running a top of the range gas guzzling fancy car, it's an estate!

Well I hope dear TQ that the length of my ramblings has exceeded your expectations, have fun in the hell hole we call work at the weekend. X X X X X

Madhouse

Hi

Well what a lazy day I had. I lounged around in bed all day, with brief excursions to let the dog out, give the courier the laptop to take for repair, read the paper and eat some toast, a quick shower and back to bed!! By heck I'm exhausted just thinking about it all!

I got up after 2pm and had a bit of something to eat before setting off for work, though I picked up a new ac cable for the laptop from Maplins and a rather nice chocolate cake at Aldi's.

Having arrived at work I discovered the date for Fat Les's leaving do!! Yippee! I am working and I can't go, though lets face it a canadian themed fancy dress party not my thing, having checked on the net you can get Beaver fancy dress and Moose!!

We have been busy with portables all night and I am off out again, to zap a blokie we've already done once, only they didn't leave the guide wire in the ng tube ergo new ng and re xray!

See ya later x x x

Peanuts and IVA's

Hi

I had an urge to raid the 24 hour Asda on my way home for a bag of honey roasted nuts and cashews, I hope I am not preggers, with WM in the first 2 weeks before I knew I got an aggressive urge for cashew nuts. Anyway I am on the pill and the little overcoats should stop anything else!

Anyway drinking a glass of white wine and watching Grand Designs.

I have deposited the kids at grannies for 2 days, so I can have a rest before work tomorrow.

I hope that cream stealing man isnt about, I just don't believe anyone could walk into a canteen, pick up a cream scone, lick it and put it back!! But it happened, there were plenty of witnesses to the act!

By the way Law Chick, my gas and electric is paid quarterly, and it has averaged at £100 a month for both. I won't let the buggers do DD anymore after they were charging me business rate and owed me £300 at the end of a year! Anyway, that is the cost of a 4bed house, so I think what they are charging you for a 1 bed terrace is a touch akin to extortion!

See ya later alligator x x x

Old Laptop

Hi

I have arranged for the old laptop to go for repair! Finally! It stopped charging ages ago and I've just been too lazy to send it off, but as it is still covered I thought best to get fixed then I could always cancel the coverplan once it is back. (And save £9.99 a month too) I like the old laptop, even though it weighs a ton and has only a 50G harddrive! I know so small but it was top of range eons ago when it was purchased.

I have put loads of pics onto facebook for TQ to look at. Took quite some time.

I saw in today's Daily Mail that a doctor who used to work in A&E has been to a tribunal for sexual harassment, I can't believe it really, he wasn't the type to try it on with patients, he was a flirt yes but only with staff. He had a lovely South African accent, though paper said he was an ex israeli army doctor, and they say he is 51, now that makes me feel really old as I am sure he didn't seem 42 when we first met him, though maybe he was, and I was under 30 myself back then so would have been exceeding my rule of the time, no interest in the over 40's to be had, plenty of men under 40 to check out still!!

My new bank card has arrived, did you know you can activate them by text message now!! Marvellous thing technology, it means I have been able to activate hubby's card too. Though I think he should never actually have it! I should give him £20 a week to keep him going!

TQ was asking who my other follower was, one is law chick as was, can't remember what I have changed her name to, but I don't know the other one at all, it certainly isn't TQ.

I am sending the kids to Mum's tonight to stay till Friday so I can get a rest tomorrow and maybe speak to IVA people if they ring from the CCCS web enquiry I made. The other lot haven't answered the email I sent asking about the management fees, still as long as the IVA works does it matter to me how much they take in fees compared to how much the bank gets. Lloyds is in trouble anyway, I expect if I did have savings I would have shifted em by now, I have moved the kids accounts but only for the improved interest rate at the building society. The bank rang both of us last night to ask why we were moving accounts, we were honest, we said IVA, we didn't say "your bank is off down the swanny ergo we want out now!"

When I went up to bed last night I had WM on one side of the bed, I nipped to the loo and when I got back the dog was stretched out on the bed, head at the pillow end and paws onto my side, cheeky mare! She was soon shifted!

The BF been quiet, I hope to see him again soon, if only he was back on shifts and I could pop round during the day again, end of March before he goes back onto the shift work. I can't wait, more daylight opportunities for me. Hubby on the other hand patted me on the head Monday night and took himself off to the spare room again! So no joy there then.

I have found that I can claim for my dentist treatment on line now, no posting off the claim form anymore! That's quite cool. Saves on stamps at least.

I am still keeping up with my medication, need it really to get through these tricky times, especially as hubby got up last night and joined us for tea, and asked what I had been doing for last 2 hours as it had been quiet. Well shrieked I, I have been crying and trying to find debt solutions on line after bloody tammy phoned from Virgin and upset me loads! And I have been on phone to Mum trying to calm myself down, but don't let it bother you dear! After tea, he insisted I shuffle up the sofa for a cuddle, and a pat on the head :-P

Anyway off now, more washing to fold and put away, as well as more to go in drier and go into washer in the first place. Lounge a right state from the kids so while they are away tomorrow I may try to make and impact on the mess, just food wrappers and dirty cups/plates really, ok and dirty socks that i picked up yesterday but they seem to breed again during the night and explode around the room when you open the door!

Catch you later x x x x 12.51 pm

Upset :-(

Hi

I have had a great day so far, I took the kids to help me buy a new washing up bowl, and they got themselves water pistols with their own money, we came home and I cleaned up the kitchen and made it look lush, I put out the new mugs we were given for christmas and put my soup on the stove to warm through and then..........

........the phone rang! Virgin money to say they will not support my application for and IVA and could not believe I was in financial difficulties at all, as I had always paid my card bill on time!
Excuse me I have £92,000 in unsecured debt and have paid the last gas, electric and council tax on my credit cards!! I think I know I am in trouble! I have spent all my savings paying bills, there is nowt left! The cupboard is well and truly bare!

So I have on Tammy's recommendation (yes she was a Tammy) been onto the CCCS website and put in everything all over again and lo! It says my best option is an IVA!!!! Ha! Up yours Miss Tammy! A debt management program is not for me, the website says so!

The only interesting thing she did say was that IVA companies can charge upto 45% of your monthly payment as an admin fee, ergo your creditors get less money, but that bit isn't my problem, though I do object to 45%, it seems very high, I am in the wrong job, I shall turn to curing debt ills to make my wonga! I have emailed my company to see how much my fee's may be, but they can take it as a set payment or every month, depends on the IVA according to the booklet they sent in the post today!

I did tell Miss T that LLoyds had said get stuffed and no more they could do! Believe me if I had £92,000 hanging around I'd pay them, but I haven't so tough tit!

Anyway I had a blub, texted mum, who then rang, (she has free phone calls during daylight) then I went on web and now I am on ye blog.

At least my kitchen is clean!

x x x x

Vino collaspso

Hi

I am having a nice glass of white wine, been playing scrabble on facebook and sudoku online.

My kitchen doesn't look too bad at the minute, and having watched how clean is your house I though it best to change the bed linen, covered in dog hair anyway, only been on a week but dog gets it filthy! Nice to sleep in fresh sheets isn't it??

The BF misses me, and I him. Not had any further response from the doc so I guess I have mortally offended him, until he gets the urge to bounce around on me again.

I am watching NCIS, I love it!! Great show!

Time to refill the vino glass!

The holiday cottage is in Dumfries near the village of Ae, which is the shortest place name in Britain and also where we went on honeymoon many years ago. It is nice up there, near the coast too. I hope the kids like it.

I feel better that things for the IVA are well under way, I have opened a savings account in both our names to put away a bit each month for things like the car tax (which you pay annually) and the gas/electric which I pay quarterly, I refuse to let the company do direct debit cos they always over charge you.

TQ thinks I should put more into the blog, not seeing her do one though!!

Watching "Who Do You Think You Are" with Rick Stein, quite sad already as his dad has commited suicide.

We are off to a jam session at the pub tomorrow to let WM play his drum with other people playing different instruments. BC has said she doesn't want to take her guitar but she can come and listen. Only going cos it is half term and no school the next day.

See you later, this prog is v interesting.

x x xx

Busy Day

Hi

Been out to the Building Society today to move the kids savings from the bank to the Building Society so that the bank can't get their money when the IVA comes into force.

I have got rid of the credit cards and written the letters to them to say going through an IVA so except £10 a month until it is up and running. Got some stamps just got to post the bloody things!

Went to Travel Agent and cancelled the summer holiday, good job I went because the letter I had sent hadn't gone through properly, so I could've ended up liable to pay for the whole holiday, which we can't afford.

I am giving mum my cashpassport card as there are some euros on it, to use on their holidays. They are paying half of a week break in Scotland for us this year, so we can at least have some time away, the cottage is costing £300 so with the cashpassport I owe £100 towards the holiday cost. We can take the dog too! And decent beaches for the kids to play on.

See ya later x

Toilet Cleaning

Hi

I got home from work this morning and hubby was cleaning the bathroom floor using a washing up sponge and my washing up basin from the kitchen!! Lovely!

So I have cleaned the kitchen sink, only I didn't use the loo brush to do it.

Therefore, I now need a new washing up bowl!

I went for Tea and Toast with the BF yesterday, and we may have had a bit of a cuddle, but I didn't manage to have 50 orgasms!! Only 5 I think but I wasn't counting.

We have been out for tea with the in laws, our meals were fine but the sister in law had the most overcooked piece of peri peri chicken I have ever seen, so it was sent back and the replacement bit wasn't much better, and bugger all meat on it!

We had to go back to the F-in-Laws for cake too.

More later, oh not heard from the doc, think I may finally have offended him and put him off!!

love and kisses x x x x

Text messages

Hi

The doc has been sending me messages tonight, they go as follows.

Doc; "what time shall I pop over in the morning to bounce ur tits around?"

Me; "Sorry I have to be away 1st thing x"

Doc; "oh go on!"

Me; "I wont have time. Sorry"

Doc; "7 till 8"

Me; "I'm meetin my boy friend 4 breakfast"

Doc; "Would love to see u. What time do you have to be away?"

Me; "savin myself 4 multiple orgasms"

Doc; " Shag me first"

Doc; "really?"

Me;"Yes, double figures normally! Back in dept, no signal"

Doc; "Fair enough!"

Me; "Have u never given a lady multiple blessings?"

Doc; "Tania has had 50 in an afternoon. Why am I not getting u there?"

Me; "U don't turn me 2 jelly anymore"

Doc; Because?

This is where the conversation ceased, I don't think he got the hint really that I am not interested in him at the min.

Anyway, I am on a promise of toast in the morning from the BF!! He has bought a toaster just so I can have breakfast at his place!!!

More tomorrow, lots of love x x x x

Hmm

Hi

TQ has accused me of being pasty with a colleague because I let myself feature in some pics for a talk on dementia!! (Wish I knew what it meant).

I had a credit card declined today, so I was a bit upset, least it was over the phone and not at the petrol station or owt like that.

I have counted the pennies in my piggy bank and I have £19 in change to go in the kids building society accounts. I am waiting for the new bank account details to pass onto work so that Febs wages go into the new accounts and not the old ones.

I have a cat on the foot stool next to my legs, he is getting very friendly these days, but the dog gets jealous of the cats if they try to get any attention.

We have to go out Sunday with the in-laws for the F-in-L's birthday dinner, ugh! They always go for the most awful pub's they can find, and the one they have chosen for this weekend is the one where you can get a nice little side order of food poisoning from the yummy chicken dishes! I wonder if the soup is safe??

I have been knitting the baby grow, it just looks so sweet, I have done the shaping for the bottom and am now doing the main part of the back, not at the shoulder shaping yet.

I need to check out some camp sites for the summer, Bag Child fancies Wales but I thought Scotland so we can visit the family while we are there.

The BF is going to make me some toast for breakie on Sat when I go over for my cuddle!! Phnar, phnar!!!

See ya x x x x x

If this is poorly then I am the QUEEN OF SHEBA!

Hi

I've dropped moanin minny at school, "why does he have a day off?? I didn't get one, whine whine whine" Anyway he seems fully recovered from the GA yesterday, but they said he was to stay off in case anyone knocked his mouth and set his gums bleeding again.

The dog has got her arse firmly squat on the sofa!

Hubby in foul mood this morning when he got home from work so no change there then!

I shall perhaps update later if I can get off sofa long enough to move onto the dell. The laptop keyboard is sticking, heaven knows what is causing that, probably juice been spilt on it, they never 'fess up to anything. The g and the u are worst affected. Good job I don't work in the GU clinic or I'd be sending strange letters out!

Chat soon, bye x x x x

Dentist and Dancing

Hi

Well I raced from work to pick up WM and take him to hospital to have his GA in order for him to have 6 baby teeth and a retained root extracted. It took 5 mins to whip the teeth out and half an hour to wake him up again! He has had a good day though and seems to have recovered fairly well.

I went to bed at Mum's to get over my night shift, then was fed my tea before dashing across town on my own to see BC do her dance performance with school. She did 2 dances with the girls in her school year, one to Hairspray, the other a jive. She had her hair up in a pony tail and a skirt on!! Miracles do happen!!

TQ wants to go out tomorrow to get herself a BMX bike, but WM is still off school tomorrow due to the G.A and he wants to use his tooth fairy money for a headset for his PS3, so we'll have to see how he feels in the morning.

BF texted to see how WM ot on and to wish BC luck for her show. He is as keen as me to meet up at weekend after I finish work in the morning. I can't wait to cuddle up to him for a bit.

Dog has missed me as she has only had hubby for company all day, and he doesn't like her at all. So she will be snuggling up in bed with me soon.

Mum likes the shawl, she just needs to work out how to fold it so it doesn't trail on the floor.

Night, night, x x x x

Mission Impossible

Hi

Ok, so TQ has set me a challenge, to find out from the doc why a colleague is on "gardening leave" only problem is, I don't really want to see the doc if at all possible. So we'll see how things pan out in that respect.

The misery I married is not going to take his daughter to school tomorrow, he's gonna let the F-in-Law do it, this is while I am taking WM to have a general anaesthetic for some baby teeth pulling out. I am at work and will be lucky if I get 2 hours sleep before I take WM to hospital, I didn't get more than an hour laid on sofa today as it was, and the dog was using me as a mattress, so I was none too comfy!

Talking of misery, you do realise that if you do them in and then bury them under the patio, that you have to wait 7 years before you can declare them dead and get the insurance money, not worth it is it?? Divorce be cheaper in the long term. Mind you looking at the state of my patio you'd think I'd got an entire rugby team buried under it, complete with the goal posts! Must get around to relaying the flag stones, and finishing it off, I put it down, wait for ever if I waited for him to do it!

The BF has been eating curry, once for tea and then out to pub and another curry on the way home! I'm glad I wont be near him tomorrow when he needs the loo roll from the freezer!!

So to conclude, I don't think I will take up the challenge, especially as he wants back door entry sometime, really rather not!

Night xx

Let Sleeping Men Lie!

Hi

The hubby was up and down all night as he couldn't sleep!! Well why I hear you ask? I don't know, he wouldn't enlighten me to his peril, so we had a 4am wake up with him banging doors etc in the kitchen and making himself coffee, (which won't help), then he was pratting about again just after 6am. At least he did something useful, he made the kids lunches up!!

Anyway, the courier came and collected all the stuff for the IVA, said I should try getting the payment protection from our 2 bank loans back, as I didn't realise that they would give us a loan on top of the loan for the payment protection, £7000 on one loan and nearly £10000 on the other, bloody extortion!!! So one loan was in total for £34000 and the other for nearly £40000, with the PP added onto them.

I have finished the mohair, beaded shawl that I should have finished for Mum's christmas present, I have now started on the teddy bear baby grow for one of grannies I work with.

The dog took herself a walk today, and decided to shit on grass behind one of the 3 bed detatched houses, whilst I was cleaning her doodi's up I noticed that there are no curtains at any of the windows, and I am pretty sure they have moved out, but no sign of a for sale notice, so hubby reckons repossession, but if so there would be a for sale notice, as banks want their cash back ASAP!

The BF is getting himself excited at the thought of me popping over to see him this week, (he's got a week off work for good behaviour). Actually I am quite keen to see him too.

On the other hand I think I am going to say NO to the doc this week, I wasn't too comfortable with the situation last time, maybe it was his request to try the back door that has put me off, or maybe it's just I am not keen on him anymore, the BF is much more my kind of guy. Gentle, caring, and smiles a lot!

I have to stop the dog trying to lick her way through my sofa covers, she's making quite a mess!

TQ seems to be fed up with the situation at work, ie it's SHIT! T'other night when I worked there were only 3 of us, one of whom claimed unable to leave dept to do ward stuff due to some musculoskeletal thing, so 2 of us spent the whole night on wards, leaving her in dept with the heavy work, 'cos to be honest I think ward stuff is a piece of piss, compared to towing around trollies all bloody night! But I don't understand how if someone is under a sick note they can work out of hours when we have little support in place, surely they will just aggrevate their injuries?? No maybe it's just me then!!

Dog is now trying to chase one of cats around computer, not a good situation!

The rabbit keeps sitting on the guinea pig, so I keep having to rescue the poor little thing, also they both need claws cutting!

Been snowing again! Nowhere near as much as when we were kids though, used to be loads then, this is nowt, a few inches but nowt to panic about like people have been doing!

Off to bed now, I need my beauty sleep today as I won't get any Tue, Wed or Thu!!

Nighty nite x x x

Frock Swap

Hi Folks,

Well it's official, Hubby notices nothing!

I left the house for church parade at 9.30 today, then after service I went to Mum's for a cuppa, and off to camp to see the BF. Which was fun, as I got a snog or 3, and BF got himself excited, he'll have to wait till next week for that sorting though. While I was at camp I decided to hug one of the lads (we'll call him leather lad, as he has a v nice leather jacket), which shocked him, no one can decide if he's gay or not. Bit typical for me that isn't it, as no one can quite decide if Hubby is gay or not.

After camp, I popped to supermarket and rang Hubby to see if he needed anything getting, he said "where are you? I didn't know you were going anywhere!" OK so you really don't listen to a word I say do you??? I told him I was off out for tea too, which if he bothered to look he'd see on the calender that I was going out to a Frock Swap. Useless bugger!

So the frock swap was good, I took a denim jacket, some shoes and a tshirt, (I'd never worn the shoes) I came back with a dress, tshirt and jumper.

The snow is falling again, already an inch deep when I got back from swap, that's on top of the snow already down.

When I got home from shops today the only thing pleased to see me was the dog! Typical, kids not bothered at all!

All I can hope is that school is open tomorrow, as I can't stand another day with the little darlings at home.

Introducing Wendy

Hi Fans,

Missed me? No of course not, since AOL took my blog away (they closed em all) I have been up to an awful lot.

Characters that appear: Me - Wendy (not my real name)
The BF - Boyfriend (never named)
The Doc - F*** Buddy (not popular at the min though)
Hubby - The misery I married
Bag Child - Daughter
Trauma Queen - Best Friend
Sexy Lawyer - A N other friend
Mr Floppy - Bloke who keeps trying to get into her knickers
Woss Monkey - Son

They will appear by initials at points ie TQ for Trauma Queen.

So, this week I have been organising an IVA as I have way too much debt to survive, so far I have been struggling to get the hubby to pay any attention to this, till I told him bankruptcy meant losing the house and IVA means still have roof over our heads!

I have been very adventurous in the snow, I have been to work, school run and dentist, exciting huh?

I have had a text from the doc who seems to be interested in me again, shame I'm not over keen on him, I have already made arrangements to see the BF next week, so the doc will have to go on hold, poor love, he's desperate since his girlfriend won't leave her marital home and move herself and her kids in with him!

I am changing colour to change my mood! There is now't on tele at all these days is there??

I am addicted to online sudoku, believe me it's fun!

This IVA is taking a lot of organising, loads of paperwork to sort out and send off but be worth it in the end, I just need to prise his credit card from him and keep a good eye on the new bank account to make sure he doesn't spend it all!

I am sure I shall find something far more exciting to whitter on about tomorrow, at work in afternoon so have to hope something exciting crawls through the door to A&E, to fill the blog with, though typically it is drunks with head injuries! Off to do some knitting now, I am amking some lovely things, just never get around to finishing any of them!

Got a jumper to sew up and a scarf to complete, as well as 2 shawls, and some baby clothes, the sprogs will be at big school by time I finish them!