Stupid me

Hi

Well I did something really stupid yesterday, in my tired and confused state I put a message on a colleagues FB page saying "u 4got to do a cxr with a #nof from a gp" That was it, no identifying details, and someone has egged him on by sound of it to say thats not appropriate get her reported! Anyway, I now have to see boss on sunday, before my shift starts, so I will be grovelling like hell to say how stupid I was to put something on public view, etc etc. So I have put loads of the scum from work on limited profile and ejected some of them completely from my friends lists. I just wish I could win euromillions this week and then hand my notice in sunday after my grovelling sorry!

I have changed my blog address, so that those who once had link no longer have it, and I am making sure I know no one on twitter so they cant find the blog through that either.

Kids and I were up late last night, so consequently we were still asleep when phone rang at about 10,30 am. Was H&S rep from work asking about FB and if post had been removed, now whats it to do with her?? I told her it was gone and I had spoken to staff rep night before, then just before 12 or maybe just after the boss rang, to say had I removed it, and she would see me sunday, and had H&S rep told me she'd be ringing, er no!!

So spoke to staff rep, who said what is it to her to ring me, she already knew who was dealing with and why had she rung from reception anyway???

So we'll see what happens at weekend, not loosing sleep over it now though.

See ya x x x

He is such a moron!

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Well all he had to do yesterday was take the kids to the leisure centre for trampoline lessons, and even then he couldnt manage that.

They were late even though I had rung him to say lights were out at m-way/ring road junction and road had been closed due to a car crash but just reopened. So they arrived late and just went and sat in the sports hall for 30 mins before getting bored and going, they never spoke to anyone to say who they were, or rather pig shit for brains didn't bother to speak cos he was embarassed to! Twat!

So it cost me £10 for them to sit on a bench! Mind you none of the staff asked who they were either, but then they probably expected them to say something, I was so mad with him, it was a good job I was upstairs cos if I had gone down I'd have either taken a knife to him or just walked out and not gone back! I fired off some angry text messages to mum, TQ and LC, LC just encouraged me to do it, whereas mum rang to check I had calmed down before I went to work.

I couldnt bare speak to him for what I may say or do!

I have cleaned the shower and my ensuite bathroom, and vacc'd all areas I can get to, which was my room, landing and hall. Kids have taken over the lounge to sleep in tonite.

Wm has been asked to go away for the weekend.

BC is going to grannies sat day while I go for an archery leaders update course, though I dont think I will get any time in private with the BF :-(

Anyway bed time now, nite x x x x

Leavers Concert

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Well I went to see the BF today for a cuddle in his lovely cosy bed, followed by lunch out, BOGOF! So I had a huge steak pie, which was nice!

Wm, myself and granny went to watch BC in her leavers concert, she was brilliant, she sang, danced, and played her guitar to a Green Day song, all in front of 200 people! She was really upset though because she felt that she was passed over, as she didn't get a little plastic trophy for doing well in her class, she said the kids that got them were all stupid, although the cleverest kids also got awards, but they had these "always" awards for the thickos so they didnt miss out, only the good, well behaved, middle of the road kids got nothing.

Anyway love you all

Wendy x x x x

Wee Willy Whiney

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That child has been on hyper whinge for 2 days!! He wanted a pc game which I told him probably wouldn't work on my computers because none of then are set up for gaming, so I have been searching online for which graphic card upgrade the laptop will support, also the old laptop is not charging or turning on (again) so I shall have to ring em to get it collected for repair as we still pay the insurance cover on it, it's been nowt but a bother for ages, since the kids crashed the hard drive really.

I realised this morning why I don't like sleeping with Hubby, as he crawled along side me today and breathed on me, UGH, the stench was appalling!

Wm was demanding I get up and sort the game for him, so I had a great excuse to escape the wiff!

Yesterday we went out and bought all the kids school uniform ready for september, costs a bloody fortune, and some of it is coming from school for free, so christ alone knows what it'll cost next year!

I have got tickets for Green Day in October from Ebay, so that's good, and I had £69 in my paypal account so that helped too. I would quite like to go really but until I hear about my possible shift changes I don't know if I would be free or not! Still BC will have fun with TQ, prob more than she would with me! I have won a pair of red converse hi tops on Ebay for BC, and I am bidding on another pair for her in black.

Well bloody miserable shit Ian (I shall use his real name) was awful at camp yesterday, he seems to think I have just crawled out from under a stone, he forgets I know he is a lying piece of shit who claims DLA for a bad back but is remarkably fit when it comes to working around camp all day and every day. And he has a disability car! Milking the system!

I haven't seen the BF for a while, I have though done 2 gym and 1 swim this week, as next week is my sunday, tues, fri, sat, I am not sure when I am going to fit everything in! I have decided swim monday night, prob with Wm, then work tue, quick sleep wed, then off to school for Wm to get to his new school for a trial at 1.30pm then collect BC from school and straight to the hairdresser for her (professional) hair turning green! Only highlights, not all over. While she is being "done" Wm and I can go to KFC for some grub. Then off to guides for a chip walk! Hopefully abandoning Wm at Granny's house first.

Thursday: Gym! And maybe off for lunch with girls.

Friday: Work, and maybe off to the gym on the sat morning!

So a busy week ahead!

See ya later

Wendy x x x

OMG!!!

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OMG! Hubby and I had sex today!!!!

For the first time since we went to Rome in December!

I know you want to know more but I shall fill you in on the rest of the week first, hehehe!

Well, the gym induction seemed to stick vaguely in my brain as Wed I went back for more, I did have difficulty with the hand bicycle until I worked out how to change the resistance on it, down to 1, easy peasy level.

I did swim 32 lengths (half a mile) this week as well!

Wed am I went to see the BF after I had dumped the kids at school. The BF and myself had a thoroughly entertaining time, I got to have some big O's at least. I had really missed him though, Friday I popped over again for a bacon butty and a cuddle on the sofa, no naughty stuff though.

Thursday saw me at work, realising that I couldn't play mindjolt games via facebook and had no book, no knitting and no nintendo with me, thank god for the hand held mini sodoku game console! Life saver!

I don't feel any thinner or fitter as yet, but according to the scales I had lost a couple of pounds, though having had a small pizza hut pizza at white rose today means I have undone the good work of exercise and healthy food!

I took the kids out to white rose today as BC wants some fluorescent leg warmers and wrist bands for her leavers show at school and Claires Accessories stocks all that sort of stuff, she also wants green stripes in her hair, so I have ordered some veg based hair dye and made up all the bits of foil etc I will need to do it on Thursday night. She goes to her new school Wed for a taster day so I didn't think it appropriate for her to turn up with slightly green hair for that! It's the sort of stuff that will wash out in 6 weeks so she should be green free for start of Autumn Term in Sept. I did get her clip in extensions but they aren't her thing, she never wears clips etc so can't get used to them.

So tonight I have washed and straightend her hair! She is taking more of an interest in washing and smelling nice, we tried a perfume in debenhams by paco rabban (or whatever the name is), I really like it, she chose to go for the extensions instead though.

Well back to today.......after the stress of the white rose centre, which just as we were leaving hubby text to ask where we were, so I rang from inside the car wash to tell him and he asked us to stay there and wait for him to go round shops with him, of course by this time kids were well fed up, but more surprising for me was that he kept touching my arse! I had to keep looking incase a pervert had walked behind me and done it but no, it was him! When we finally got home, by sending a child in each car to stop them fighting, I decided to have a little lie down, especially as they were all watching testees which he had recorded.

After a bit he mooched upstairs, claimed boredom and got into bed with me, well I was comfy facing the window (away from him) so he pushed himself right behind me! Eventually it all got too much for him, and with some token foreplay he decided the time was right and 6 seconds or so later it was all over! Thank god because all I could do was plan how to put this green dye into BC's hair next week!
I suppose I am implying here that I didn't get anywhere near as excited as him. So I got up and sorted BC's hair out before making tea!

After BC had her shower and she was getting changed I noticed she is sprouting breast buds! Bless. But only the right one seems to be doing anything, the left one is still pancake flat, still it's not noticeable through her clothes. Maybe she'll need a bra by xmas!! Doubt it, her legs could do with growing too as she is very short still, and so skinny! Unlike me, I don't know where she gets the racing snake physic from, cos it ain't me!

Well we are off to Derbyshire tomorrow for a look at the Denby factory shop as bro needs a birthday present, and we are going to see BC's godfather and WM's godmother. Joy, oh Joy!

See ya soon

Wendy x x x x

Gym Induction

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So I went down to the gm today for my induction, I have to do just 3 pieces of equipment for the first couple of weeks because I've never been to a gym before and I am a weighty (almost) 15st! So I have to do the bicycle, a funny laid back thing, an upper arm cycle thing, and a moving walkway thing (set to very slow).

Watching last nights top gear because I was reading a book by Kathy Lettes called How to Kill your Husband - and other handy household tips. It was very funny.

I still have last nights chicken korma to eat, by time I'd had my pakora starter and some free onion bhajis, I couldnt squeeze in the korma!

He's finally done my rear brakes for me and he's also built his new bed and sorted out the spare room.

I am getting rather hungry, I may pause Top Gear and heat my curry through.

See Ya x x x x

Nighty night

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Well BC is off away to Filey in a few hours with the guides, I am still at work so I won't be able to wave her off! I have sent instructions via email to hubby and facebook to BC, I also rang an spoke to both of them, trying to encourage her to get her stuff ready for the morning so they don't have any tears or shouting.

I tried to sleep today but hubby was up early and banging about in the house, so that spoilt the effect of being able to sleep longer because his night off and he could pick up the kids.

I went out for lunch with TQ and the BF yesterday, I think he thought he'd been let out with the lunatics from the asylum! We were in hysterics over the fact that people have actually looked through the 200 road trip photos from last week in the hope that there may be something interesting! I was in tears it was so funny!

TQ and I went up to the outlet at York because I needed to find a tshirt for BC to wear to Filey, just a plain navy blue one, finally got one in Gap for £1.99 which wasn't bad, I had no luck trying to find one at Sainsburys or Asda. I bought myself a new bag from the Levi shop, it was such a bargin that I had to have it.

So no shagging this week so far, I am on a promise with the Doc but he's not been in touch for a week so I am not hopeful that anything will come of that. The BF wasn't up for any yesterday and he's gone off to the caravan so I don't think my luck will be in this weekend either f

So off to bed soon on my standby, at least I get a lie in, though not for long as I have to get car home for hubby to replace the rear brake pads, which he has bought at last!! Only 2000 miles after the service when the garage said they could do with replacing! Still has to clean the pollen filter for me too, I shall have to pay to have the air con regassed though as his work doesn't have a machine.

Bad Thoughts

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I have been having very bad thoughts in the "killing off the hubby" direction. The other day, as I pulled onto the drive, he was standing in front of the garage door and I did think "I could just put my foot on the accelerator, run him against door and say my foot slipped" alternatively as I have been waiting weeks for him to replace my rear brake pads I could've blamed them for the "accident." I could claim PMT, or marital distress?? Still I didn't do it.

I have though been quite mad with him for organising to repair our Brazilian neighbours car windscreen last night but he can't manage to mend the brakes on mine or clean out my pollen filter!

AND yesterday he gave the kids mouldy bread for their sandwiches at lunch time, I had them moaning at me for the bread being green and I wasn't even there!

So today I ask him if his mum is aware that they were having the kids tonight, well he didn't know and he thought I wasn't at work anyway, and he has booked the wrong week off in August for our holiday to Scotland!

I rang his mum, I was quite right they had no idea and in fact thought we were in Zante as that was written on the calender, so how come Hubby and kids went to see them Sunday night if we should have been in Zante on holiday from the 4th of June?? Did they think that they had flown back for a quick visit or what??

The dog made herself very comfy on my bed today, very nearly kicking me off! Yesterday during the thunder storm I had the dog lying across my legs looking for comfort and one of the cats sitting on me, scared witless every time it thundered!

I am hoping to see the BF on Thursday and I have a provisional booking with the Doc for the weekend, not sure where and which day yet, I am waiting to see if he calls it off through terror at the thought of another smothering! Shall I put 999 on speed dial??

We had a card tonight at work that said "patient has loose stools in side room" I had visions of small footstools chasing around the room, looking to escape everytime someone opened the door. What a difference punctuation makes to a sentence or perhaps just phrasing it a bit better would help!

See ya later

Wendy x x x x x

Head Injury

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Ouch! I bent down to turn on radio when I got home this morning and when I stood up I caught my head on the bottom of the microwave door that hubby had left open. Well it brought tears to my eyes and I struggled not to puke. I have a right bruise across the top of my head now.

We had a cracking thunder storm today, although I was asleep and woke up wondering what the noise was and realised it was rain, soon as the thunder started I gained a dog across my legs and a cat sitting on my chest!

I have had a text from doc on friday to arrange a meet up next weekend, he seems keen, so I can't have scared him too much last time. Should I have a St Johns Ambulance on stand by???

My new mattress arrived Sat am, we went to Trio for lunch with BC and her best friend and Wm had to come too, they made their own pizzas. We went to a music shop on the way called PMT to price up drum kits for Wm for when he starts in Sept. I've said to see how he gets on and I'll put his christmas money toward it for him. We went up to the farm at Tong for ice creams and called at the garden centre for guinea pig stuff.

Well I haven't heard from the BF for a few days but we have both been working, I want to see if he is free thu to meet up.

Wm is annoying the dog by squirting air at her from a bicycle pump. He likes my new bed as it is very comfy.

I ordered Mr Misery (hubby) a new bed which has arrived, the mattress is coming from a friend of my mum who bought a new one and wasn't keen so she bought another. It is a 4ft silver metal bed frame so I will need the little wardrobe from the spare room moving into my room to make space for the bed. I need to vac really tonight as I wont get another chance till thursday after he goes to work, the dog barks and gets very excited when the vac is on!

Well I can think of nothing else at the min, although TQ had me at Meadowhell and Trafford on Friday looking for a dress she fancied in her size at M&S.

See ya

Wendy x x x x x

Why Did I Marry Such a Complete and Utter Arsehole?? This is a rhetorical question.

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So this is the completed boudoir colour, with rather nice satin covers for the bed with sparkly flowers on.

Yesterday I popped down to B&Q to get something to attach my Arthur Bell climbing rose to the house wall and a door knob for the bifold door I got for the ensuite, I can't have been gone more than 10 mins and when I got back, hubby had dug up all my flowers in the little bed at the end of the drive and chucked em in a bin to take to the tip. First thing I said was "I hope my Hydranga was completely dead because it was alive last week?" He said it was dead, and he's dug up all my bulbs, including the Gladiolli and tipped them too, WANKER!

Anyway.......Mum and Dad came over and fitted the bifold door to the ensuite, a painless process, unlike if Hubby had tried to do it. Of course having been up from 10am by time I dragged my lardy carcass to work I was exhausted! Well I had vac'd round the kids rooms and landing now they are clean and I am intending doing stairs tonight and hall, dining room etc. Vac works so much better since I had it in bits at weekend and cleaned out the filter etc, he seems to think anything will go up the vac hose and not block it, maybe he should try putting his head up there??

Work was hellishly busy last night. I understand Fat Les has cut lots of people out her FB friends since she moved house, I am so glad I wasn't a close friend cos otherwise I would be well pissed off with her.

He was a truly miserable shit when I got home today, I asked if he was off to bed and he shouted "NO I'M PUTTING WASHING AWAY" I only wanted to know if I should lock the back door or not, twat.

Wm slept in my room last night with the dog, despite fact that I had washed and dried his bedding yesterday so it was all clean and fresh smelling.

I went through the moving and handling folder last night and remade the list of people out of date, on the plus side I managed to do 4 lots of observed practice in the course of the shift.

It's no good, I'm gonna have to get the vac, I can see dog hairs under the radiator next to me in the snug, so off to clean.

See ya later

Wendy x x x x

The Sexy Boudoir!

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So I haven't blogged a few days, V sorry, been busy. We did the Lido Tuesday then Wed the sun went in, so that must be summer over then! So wed I really spent day lounging about recovering from all that activity (dog walking) of the last few days. Anyway return key is knacked so I will have to edit this later for the paragraphs! And buy a new keyboard! Bugger!

Thursday (did you notice gap for the paragraph??) I went over to BF's for some cuddling up in his bed, pleased to say I didn't make this one have a respiratory arrest, and all went well, no calls for ambulance or owt!! I gave him a lift over to Trio for lunch with TQ, we got 50% off our main courses and somehow despite my need to reduce my BMI with diet and exercise, I managed to trough a pudding too! We all toddled off to the bed shop, although BF was just saving on bus fare as he walked into town from there while we went and looked at new beds for TQ, in end we decided to go back Friday with the brochures that she had to show the lady what she had in mind.

Friday we went up to Ripley Castle for their Grand Summer Fair, what absolute bloody pants that was! It said on the net £9 to get in, but we had complimentary tickets from the fudge shop in York, thank god, as I'd have been deadly disappointed if we had paid to go in. It was shit, though I got some nice cheese (mature cheddar) and a rhubarb rum, (yummy). Everything was deadly expensive and rubbish really.

So we went for a drive through Knaresboro' and concluded that was shutdown for the recession, then I remembered Darley Mill at Darley funnily enough, so we went there for a look around and some lunch, which was actually rather nice. We eventually got back to the bed shop and I persuaded Hubby to collect kids whilst TQ and I bounced on beds trying out mattresses! I choose mine really quickly, but TQ made me lie on loads of beds with her until she was happy with the lack of roll together on one and made her mind up! So my new mattress should arrive in 2 weeks, it's a sprung mattress with a little layer of memory foam on top and quite firm as the old one has lost all it's spring! And it hurts my back.

Suddenly the return key works! How mysterious is that!

Anyway I decided having purchased the new mattress, that the bedroom should get cleaned up and painted (I bought the paint 2yrs ago) and that only way it would get done would be if I did it myself! I carried on mulling this over and had a spot of the Rhubarb Rum to assist.

Sat am - dragged BC to building society to get money to pay for the Green Day tickets we bought this morning. Then over to Pets At Home for dried cat food, Royal Canin - hard to get in supermarkets, and onto Wickes for a bifold door, I found a lovely one, got it onto trolley then checked label and discover it was 30" wide and I need a 27" one for the ensuite, so back on the shelf it went, no mean feat I can tell you, and down the incredibly long row of internal doors till we found one that was 27", it is white, 6 panel, bifold complete with fitting kit £58!

So that went into garage and I cracked on with the clearing out of the bedroom! There was loads of washing lurking under the bed and on the floor, it took me a while but eventually I had it cleared out, vac'd and was painting the lilac colour on, all in one day!! Miracle! Anyway, it was still early so while the fisrt coat dried and popped down to B&Q and bought some diff paint to go on the other 2 walls, only I believe I was possessed by the spirit of Lawrence Llwellyn Bowen and bought the most awful pinky purple! Which thankfully dried a dark purple, but boy was I shocked when I opened the tin. After B&Q I thought I'd go to Dunelm Mill, well while I was out, I ended up buying all new bedding as it was in the sale! That's my excuse believe me!

So having done the 2nd coat of lilac I began the transfer of furniture to it's new positions, to do this though I needed Hubby to help, he was sat in lounge watching crap on tele rather than helping in any way whatsoever! I needed him to help move wardrobe and to help pick the TV off the floor and put it back onto the chest of drawers, I had somehow lifted it off ok! Once furniture all moved I opened the Victoria paint colour and got shock of my life!! Still I was able to do 2 coats before tea! Which Hubby made and wasnt so bad as it was my favourite anyway. we had some neighbours over to help us eat it all, he made loads as usual.

After tea I put the bed back, moved the bedside table and little drawers and then dressed the room with my lovley new bedding, before having a shower and putting on NCIS to watch in bed! I was quite quickly joined by BC who decided to sleep with me! And the dog too! Bit cramped.

Sunday am, the Hubby joined me in bed, he cuddled up to me for a while and then decided to lie on top of me, I thought hey my lucks in, but no, he got up and made breakfast :-(

I decided to help BC to clear her room, I got her to bring all her toyboxes through and we emptied all the Thomas toys and duplo bricks into a box to give my brother for his 2 boys, and put all the lego into one box so it's all in one place, I managed to persuade Hubby (sat watching crap on TV in lounge again) to come up and help her to clean her room which he didn't do for long but at least it was a help. I went back to bed, sleepless night due to sharing with BC. And she did really well cleaning and used the vac too! It's looks so much better.

We are working our way through the mountain of washing though, it's getting quite low now.

So today Dad is coming to put on the bifold door, we dont trust Hubby with the job. And Mum is coming to amuse dog and keep her out of the way, also I need to remember to send them away with the big box of toys!

Hubby has at least taken the door off the ensuite and I am off for a shower and to vac the carpet in there as well.

So working later, not been in for a week, only tonight and I'm off till next sunday, also no word from the BEEP people, so I may have to ring the gym and see what is happening with that.

Speak later

Wendy x x x x ps If I can I will put a photo on of new room colours later x

Day At The Lido

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Been a lovely sunny day again, I am a bit red on my arms and legs because TQ and I went over to the Lido for a few hours, the water was absolutely freezing but it was gorgeous and hot in the sun. We moved seats to get into the sun more and the old bloke on the next bench came over and started chatting. Only he had red swimming shorts on that he kept fiddling with then standing with one leg on the edge of the bench, I didn't dare look at him in case I got a view of something nasty! TQ tried to chat with him whilst looking straight ahead too!

There was a bloke wearing budgie smugglers and his anatomy looked very odd through them.

I havent walked the dog today, by time I had been shopping it was too hot to take her to the woods.

We had spicy chicken pasta for tea with garlic bread and a side salad.

Watched a prog about an early pioneer woman driver on beeb 2 with Penelope Keith, was very interesting. Then had my fix on NCIS followed by old Who Do You Think You Are with Carol Voderman.

Kids were tired this morning but refusing to get themselves off to bed early.

No plans for tomorrow only perhaps walking dog.

Thursday more interesting as going to see the BF at his flat then off for lunch with him andTQ, if we can drag ourselves out of our cosy bed to meet up with her.

Wonder how many calories rampant sex burns off?? Least I am not likely to kill him though, he's def fitter than the doc.

No work this week, I have taken my shift off to look after the kids so his mum can recover from her hip surgery.

See you later

Wendy x x x x x

BEEP

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Well I went to see the BEEP practioner today, I am to do 2 x gym a week and 1 x swim, I get vouchers to use at the leisure centre but I have to wait for the gym bloke to ring me back for an induction session. I have though bought a new swimming costume today, it has tummy control panal which is needed I feel.

I took the dog a walk again today in the sunshine for an hour, I have got a red chest and red arms! And I think it is always worse on my right arm because that is the one nearest window when driving.

Watching Who Rules The Roost, a bloke just like hubby, fully focused on cooking elaborate meals while the kids run riot! Though they do have 6 kids! The kids are hating the slow cooked lamb and mediterean veg he's made, and one of the kids has disappeared but come back, he's bathing the baby which he has never done! And he is a banging around in the kitchen type, shouting at the kids sort! This bloke is a moody bugger too, and she is so thin after having 6 babies.

Dog has flaked out on the sofa.

Wm has bought a PS2 with his birthday money but some of the games he got wont play so I'll have to take them back.

BC got herself an external DVD/CD drive for the web book, a microscope and a little robot that you plug into comp and can remotely operate. She got 2 Green Day albums as well.

Hubby went to work at 5.30 so I am in charge of teas this week, only the mince I got last week (in date till 31st May) smelt cheesy when I opened it so I have had soup instead of spag bog and kids have had usual ick from freezer.

I had salad again today, I'm going to turn into a lettuce leaf soon!

TQ may come over and go swimming with me tomorrow though she'd rather go to Trafford.

I have arranged Wm's transfer to primary school, it joins with the secondary school in sept and becomes all one academy so he'll just carry on into year 7 without us worrying he won't get a place. He seems to be ok about it, and it'll be a shorter car journey, it's 4 miles to Wyke but bet it takes longer as on little roads not straight down the motorway.

Hoping Wm sleeps a bit later today, as the sun got him up early today.

Off now, having salad farts, ugh!

Wendy X X X X X

BBQ Season

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I didn't get around to finishing blog on Fri/Sat, anyway, fairly busy last night at work, we went to visit the M-In-Law yesterday, she was doing ok, at least she was mobilising and they let her home today, as she has managed to tackle stairs successfully.

I have been naughty today and had a bit of BC's birthday cake, smothered in choc butter icing!

I am off to the exercise assessment tomorrow, I was gonna take the kids swimming today only I discovered that I can't find a swimming costume and the only one I did unearth was a tankini in a size 14! Wishful thinking if I was going to squeeze into that, so I need to pop to matalan and get a new costume, I also want to go over to the primary school at Wyke to see if I can transfer Wm over in Sept, so we don't have to drive to south leeds every day once BC is at big school over here.

I am on a promise to see the BF on Thu and then go out for lunch with TQ as it is her birthday this week.

We have been at a neighbours house for a BBQ tonight, it was quite pleasant although we had our pic taken together, which is first time in a long time!

I have found out opening times for the 2 swimming pools nearest us, my right hip has been bothering me last few days though, but my right shoulder has stopped grinding on the socket when I move my arm, so i may be able to swim again. I used to do 4-5 miles a week, no wonder I was thin.

Nosey BO kid was asking which monitors I do film commenting from, so I said I go into consultation of course, then scan card on in middle, she seemed to be using one at reception and I'm not sure she was writing on card. So was she commenting or just practising again?? I have only done 9 but my first 6 have been reported and my comments tally with the radiologist ones, so that's good.

I have eaten way too much salad this week, producing very smelly bottom burps!

The picture at the top is of the muck under the bed in the overnight room, showing how filthy it was before it was vacc'd.

Watching Victoria Wood Live! I love her stuff.

See you later, love to all, Wendy x x x x x

Salad Day!

Hi

Weight 14st 8lbs, need to lose 3st 7lbs to get back to goal weight of 11st 1lb. I have a BMI of 32.92.

I have been working out how many cals I will burn doing different activities, (sorry active shagging wasn't listed) but swimming will burn me a fair few if I go for an hour, and I'll have to start taking the dog for long walks too, as that helps the flab go, though not as good as swimming!

It was so hot today that I had salad (yet again) for my tea at work, and I have had a small probiotic drink (after seeing that article that says probiotics help get rid of fat), I'm not hungry yet, but I can have another pink/white or a bag of walkers french fries, I may have a lie in tomorrow as I have no visits planned, either home or away.

Apparently protein fills you up for longer than carbs, so I should be having bacon and eggs for breakfast! I have had tuna and boiled eggs in my salad so maybe that is why I am not so hungry at the min.

I think someone was looking at the repossessed house today. The horse wasn't in the garden to put them off but the clampit kids have smashed up the gas and electric meter boxes. Nice of em.

Hi

These are the chocolate tanks i made for Wm's birthday, they were very yummy indeed!

Bloody Bank of Scotland rang today, claiming that they don't know anything about the IVA, so i told em all the details again!! And then rang BE to ask them to fax info to BofS yet again, she reckoned that they try it on sometimes, but BofS were only ones not represented at the hearing, so the paperwork must be stuck in their internal system. I gave them the ref number, hearing date, and also was able to give them their account info too, think he was a bit surprised, maybe thought I'd be a pushover, and give in and pay em some money, well Ha no way, it's been agreed in court!

BE woman was trying to get me to change power supplier, home insurance etc, I think I am too on the ball for them all, as I have got power £200 a year cheaper, £20 a month off my car insurance, loads off Hubby's car insurance, moved my mobile phone account to O2 for £15 a month (unltd texts 100mins). So I am really getting best deals where I can.

I went to the GP's today (was gonna put docs then thought you'd all be confused), I have got repeat of the venlafaxine, gonna take half a day for next 6months and see how I go with the headaches and dizziness etc, my BP is 105/75, very low! I have got a repeat of my pill too, though as I am ancient I shouldn't be on em! He's so subtle! I also asked about fat pills, he says diet and low fat at that, with exercise prob miles better than the placebo affect of the fat pills. So I have got a referral for the BEEP program, something local NHS runs, to get the porky folk to exercise more, I am 14st 8, which is 2 lbs less than when I joined Weight Watchers after Wm was born 9yrs ago, although in my defence I have only put on 4lb since he weighed me last year. Still I have eaten all the pies and I do acknowledge that.

Hubby says they filmed an episode of Frost at his place recently.

Wm has had a very good birthday, he got £65 which he spent on lots of airfix kits, one of the D Day landings, which has loads of stuff with it including little models of dying soldiers, how lovely!

He got a cheque for £25 too, which I have to pay into building society, then he is insisting he gets to spend that too!

One of neighbours has bought both the kids massive water pistols for their birthdays, I can't wait till they break them!

The M-in-Law got her hip replacement today, last we heard it had gone ok and she was in recovery, no idea which ward she's on though, mind you Hubby was gonna drop em at the wrong hospital today till I told him where he should be going. Visiting is 2-4 or 6-8 at least he's rung his dad and got ward number and visiting times out of him. He says she should be in 4 or 5 days so I reckon she could be home monday, but only if physio can get her climbing stairs.

Wm got lego Indiana Jones from Grandma and Grandad, he's built em up already, he seems very pleased with them.

Anyway off now, see ya all x x x x x

How to Kill a Man During Sex!

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Well I had a visit this morning from the doc, he was v keen as usual. We had enjoyed a lot of foreplay then he decided he was ready to step up a gear, so on went the condom and he decided he wanted me on top, so he could smother himself under my boobs!

All going well until he decided he was struggling to breathe, I sat up and waited for him to recover a bit, he was really sweaty and struggling for breath, after a few minutes he was no better, so I got up and he had to go stand by the window for air, he took a while to recover, so we lay down on the bed. He said "what would you have done if I had passed out?" "I would have dragged you out onto the landing on a sheet, called crash team and legged it!"

I may even have just forgotten the call crash team and just legged it!!!

There are no security cameras on that landing so I could've escaped no problem down the stairs.

Anyway eventually normal service was resumed, and he decided to change the position so I didn't suffocate him again. BUT he did actually ask me to smother him with my tits, so I was only giving the service requested! :-)

The other thing is of course that in the scheme of things, IE men to kill to remove from my life, he isn't one of them! If only I could do the same thing to the hubby, except of course that would involve having sex with him that lasts longer than 10 seconds! And bearing in mind we haven't had sex for over 5 months that too may be tricky!

And on to other things: Clutts has said I can begin commenting, so I did 6 cases last night, I have kept a sticker for each one, so I can check my comments against the actual reports (if issued).

It was hellishly busy last night, even after midnight, they were kept going right through till 8am for once.

A woman brought her daughter in yesterday afternoon cos when she was sunbathing she noticed that her spine was slightly bent. She had no pain, had no injury and the A&E doc sent her for thoracic spine views. So I went round and told him that she really needs specialist views, done with specialist equipment, that we no longer have because when trauma moved all our scoliosis stuff was sent to the dark side. I told him it was pointless to do a normal series when she really needs specialist views, it would be irradiating her for no reason, providing no useful information to the ortho dr's. So he agreed and said he'd write a letter for GP to refer her to ortho, mum not too pleased until we explained that much better for her to be seen by them and treated correctly.

Why the hell they just couldn't go to GP after the bank holiday! Silly sods.

Hubby and kids been to a BBQ at the neighbours. Kids saying that the clampit kids have been vandalising the repossessed house at the end of the close, they were throwing bricks at the gas & electric meter boxes. Little darlings.

My potato plants are doing well, I need to top some up with compost again, to help force more spuds to grow.

I lent the doc my copy of Defiance the book today, I hope to get the film on DVD this week, after pay day of course.

I hope to see the BF next weekend, he was working today so I wasn't able to go over and see him. I do miss him a lot.

Anyway off for a bit now, love and kisses x x x x

ps I forgot to say that the doc wants me to take a toy next time we meet up, he means vibrator not bob the builder! TQ reckons it'll end up in his arse, if so I don't think I'll be retrieving it, he can take himself down to A&E for that sort of thing whipping out. Though I think any pics may end up all over facebook!!! HEEHEEHEE.

Dire Straits - Hubby Puts Head in Sand

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I went to the cash point yesterday before shopping and discovered we had £100 left, so I bought exactly what was on my shopping list and nothing extra. When I got home I checked out the bank statement on-line, and stupid council tax DD has still to come off, instead of taking at start of month (as I indicated on the form) they are taking it at the end of the month. NUMPTIES.

So I looked to see what else had come off, and HE's been to Borders with the kids and bought some books, this is because he wanted a book and so to cover his tracks he got kids something too. Also last weekend he got them airfix type kits, only problem is they were twice price of ones I normally get them. THEN he went to the butcher and bought loads of pricey stuff, (always cheaper in supermarket). So now I am fuming, I went to B.Soc today and got out all of the money I had been putting aside to pay for the car tax etc, (£90) and then realised that I haven't enough money for kids birthday's next week, so I took £100 from each of their savings accounts, (£40 for present, £60 to go into current account), so I have told thick piece of shit I married not to go spending just because there is now money in the account, as it is there to cover council tax and any other stray DD I haven't spotted that may come out before he is paid on 28th. HE SAID "STOP NAGGING ME, I'M NOT STUPID" and proceeded to stomp around in the kitchen smashing stuff about! How soon can I get that divorce???

And I need diesel but I am not going anywhere until Sat when I have to go to work for 5 hrs. I'll just have to put £10 worth in and hope it lasts until Thu when I can fill up properly.

So I am really mad with him, I was telling Mum on phone last night about it, then after he said I was nagging I texted her to say what he'd come out with!!

Anyway he threw me a woolly hat with 4 free biros from his work in it. OOOH Cool! Just what I always wanted, another free pen!

I collected my prescription today (I had enough cash to pay for it too), and booked my review for next week, as I am out of prescription repeats now, I have to go every 6 months for check up on the Venlafaxine. I have tired to reduce the dose but with no success, as I get really nasty headaches and dizziness as I try to reduce the dosage.

I have been very boring yesterday and today by merely going back to bed once all my jobs are done, for my afternoon nap.

BC got the highest score out of the 8 guides there at 10 pin bowling last night, she got 119. Wm has been in hyper whinge mode, he has just come downstairs to say his willy is red and sore, so I have sent him for a shower to wash it first then maybe he can have some cream on it to sooth the redness.

The dog is rolling around on the sofa like a silly puppy, her and cat have taken to sharing my bed with me, he has got very brave and just parades over the bed to take up his place next to the pillow on the left side!

Last night I was trading text messages with the Doc, we are meeting up on Monday morning (hopefully) he seems very keen again, I must be the only one daft enough to shag him these days. In my little fantasy life (the one where I win the lottery and get to do up that castle in scotland) I had 2 kids with him, I had named the Sophia and Elena, (yes 2 girls - about 18 months apart), I know I am so sad!!!


Anyway I am off to supervise Wm in the the shower, mostly to make sure he bothers with a towel afterwards, rather than just dripping soap suds all over my bed!

See ya later x x x x

Very Tired

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Well work was busy last night, I really don't know where they all come from. W25 seemed to have a late night ward round, every 10 mins another fax came through for them, and every time I would ring em and ask can this wait or does it need to be done now, and guess what??? They were all for the morning! So why the hell fax em through at 2 and 3am?? Poor old buggers need their sleep, not dragging out of bed for a film doing at some god forsaken hour!

At 10.50 pm I went up to theatre for an ontable chole, it took mere seconds to do but I spun out my time up there by gossiping with Gill and Wayne for a bit, then I sent my images to PACS and had a cup of tea while I fixed up the images and put right markers on em. Was just gone 12 midnight when I got back.

Lazy cow was moaning that her neck/shoulder etc was painful and she couldn't do theatre, well if she can't do that, then she can't push trollies etc and should not be at sodding work.

Blokie wouldn't go because he had done 10mins of screening at 5pm!! WOW get him! Then he said he hadn't had his break, which was funny because at 9pm he said I'm off for my break is that ok?? I said yes, fine go. So he claimed that was his 10 min break, but he went for his full hour at 10.50 pm, not convenient time because Rach was going and it left 2 in dept, (as I went to theatre) still he asked K Mo if he could have half hr and go early?? He didn't ask me! I am in charge of the shift till I go at 3.45am!

And the Cromester just played deaf and dumb cos she doesn't know what to do up there at all these days.

At least the had loads of shit to do, like under arrest facial bones and c/sp, took Cromester and K Mo half hour to do though and that was together, I went to Resus for a baby sproglet and did a chabdo on an alzheimers pt who was fully dressed and didn't understand the concept of "breathe in." Then I whizzed off a couple of ward cxrs too! They were so slow the pair of em, on purpose I believe.

On a lighter note, I am on cat duty again this week, I have to go over tomorrow, and my spuds need topping up again, to force em to produce more spuds, but it'll be the last time I need to do it, I can just let them grow after that. I want to get clearing out the garage too, loads of stuff in there that moved house with us and actually needs to go to the charity shop or the tip. I just ran out of time before we moved to go through it all. There's loads of toys that I want to run through the dishwasher and then give away to neighbours kids and my brother's step sons. Mostly Thomas the Tank Engine stuff.

The M-In-Law was told by her GP last night that her BP was too high and she may not get surgery, anyway she went to pre-op clinic today and the anaethetist was quite happy to knock her out next week for her THR doing. Hubby has taken Tue and Wed off next week so he can drop her off at 7am on Wed am. He was asking why so early, so I pointed out that the anaethetist has to check her before surgery and she may not be first on list but needs to be starved and given her pre-op stuff, before list starts at about 8.45 am.

I am still trying to activate that vodafone sim but having no luck at getting the web site to recognise my debit card payment. So I will get an Asda sim for it instead, as they are run by Vodafone but much cheaper. Then Wm can have it, although he needs to use up his credit on the T-mobile sim he has already, (it won't work in my old mobile, which is why he needs new sim).

BC and Wm are nearly finished building the airfix concorde, it is looking good, though I think they are perhaps sniffing the glue a bit too much, it stinks in the lounge by bed time! They must be getting awful headaches.

There would appear to be absolutely feck all on tv these days.

I am off now, see you later, we are 10pin bowling with guides tomorrow, see how many turn up!

Wendy x x x x x x

Mum's Birthday Party

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Well Wm was up at 7.30 am wanting to make up his concorde model, I was dead to the world having a weird dream but deep asleep all the same! Eventually I had to get up to help him put the transfers onto the model. They are back at the model even now, though they have been told to go to bed, they are of course ignoring me!

We went over to Mum's just after 2pm for the party. At least she didn't insult me today and she seemed to like "piggy pong" the little crystal pig I got her. As usual Hubby made a yucky salad, but lovely bread. The salad was full of couscous and grilled aubergine, Yuk!

Dad as per usual was dishing out the wine in the smallest glasses he could find. Which meant having to refil frequently!

I can't decide what to have for supper tonight, we have been sent home with left over stovies to eat up.

Mum and Dad are off on holiday again tomorrow, surprise! To the lake district this time, just Mon to Fri, but I am on Kitty feeding duty again, at least I only need to go Wed, as they leave late Mon am and are home mid Fri afternoon.

I am watching Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves. I am so cynical of it, the mostly american cast for a start, then there's the locations the get to all in 1 day from landing at Dover's white cliffs, they go to Hadrian's Wall up at Housesteads, then the end up in the woods at Aysgarth Falls in North Yorkshire, where Robin and Little John fight in the falls. Miraculous eh?? Bloody shit sat nav!

And they seem to be shit at archery as well, it's amazing how they knock up a load of bows and arrows etc, as well as building those fabby tree houses.

So working tomorrow night but off the rest of the week, so I can go to the 10 pin bowling with the guides on Wed night.

Maybe write tomorrow, we'll see, love ya x x x x x x

Bloody Mothers!

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Well My mum has told me off today for touching my face because it'll spread my spots!

And as if that wasn't enough of an insult, that she'll pay for my hair cutting because she doesn't like it long! Well I like it long and long it stays, bloody cheek of her!

BC has her beginners concert at music centre tonight, she is first on at 7pm so we have to be there at half 6 so she can tune up and maybe have a run through of the piece they are playing before they go on, £3.00 adults, £1.50 concessions!

I have just phoned Whitegates to tell them that the repossessed house at the end of our street that they are selling can now boast a horse included in the price! Yes the locals have taken advantage of the fence being stolen and have now tethered a horse in there! You couldn't make it up!

A letter has arrived from BC's new school, they are providing a lot of uniform free of charge this year as it is such a big change from the current uniform, but madam is not best pleased as she has now discovered it is blazer and blouse with smart trousers for school, not polo shirts as they currently have. Open evening is 1st July and fortunately I am off already as it is a guide night, so we will miss guides in order to check out new school!

The doc sent me a text today to say he liked my new bra, admittedly I didn't buy them until after I saw him last week, so you are now wondering how he would see them?? Well Ok I sent a picture message on old phone before contract expired! New phone is doing well so far, I was able to listen to Jonathan Ross on the radio whilst waiting for BC to finish her guitar lesson today, only there was no cake left at the tea bar so I had to make do with a cheese/ham/pickle toastie. It's just not the same at all :-(

Hubby has taken the kids up to Cleckheaton to a craft shop (I know I should have gone too but I don't need anymore craft junk at the min) because they also sell airfix kits and Wm is clamouring for another kit. I did buy him one in Hobbycraft other day but that is for his Birthday in 2 weeks, and is quite a big kit with glue and paints included. I need to go grovel in garage for the concorde kit we bought 3/4 yrs ago that we never got done because I don't have the patience to do that sort of thing, and he was only about 5 at the time, he is 9 in 2 weeks and much better at sitting making stuff now. He knows it takes time whereas before it was all demand/immediate and airfix kits take lots of time to do, not something you can rush and he didn't understand that.

I am off to look in garage now, have fun ye all x x x x

Busy Night

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Well every man and his bloody dog was in A&E last night, except by "dog" read rest of family, all of em!

I can't believe how many we "cured" miraculously too!

I was very busy printing out generic risk assessments for manual handling from the trust intranet too, I put em all in a folder, in plastic wallets for protection, signed each one, made a nice contents page and a cover page, then wrote a letter to boss asking for it to be signed off (on each one) so we can then use it!

That nosey little shit was really patronising last night, "oh, did you pass audit then?" smelly little shitter. Like she has a clue about anything! She took bloody ages to do a really simple trolley Pelvis, Hip and Knee. I had to go help just to free up the bloody room, she's so slow.

I have read the electric meter today and emailed the result to Eon so they can change my supply over, they are quoting £42 a month for my electric, which is £10 a month cheaper than I pay now. Only tied into the contract for a year so I can shop around when it expires and change again if I want.

I have been trying to speak to a customer service rep at Vodafone but it's like trying to talk to God when he's got his fingers in his ears and is singing yada yada yada I cant hear you. Except that perhaps God has better customer relations than a call centre! So I have emailed them and they will get back to me in 5 working days!! So instead of trying to reactivate the sim card I have ordered a new one on PAYG for Wm to use in my phone, his T-mobile one won't work in my old vodafone phone.

I am off to bed now, I am getting a bit tired, I got to bed at gone 4am then alarm was off at 7.30am. At least hubby is off work and was able to take the kids to school for me. So I have been playing on net instead of going to bed! Typical eh??

So off to bed with my little dog.

Night, night x x x x x

Lunch Out

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Trying to catch up on all the NCIS I have taped, taking quite a bit of time up even with fast forward through the adverts.

I went out for lunch with TQ today, we went to the New Inn at Eccup. TQ wasn't very impressed with the veggie option, although I really rather enjoyed my ham, eggs and chips, followed by sticky toffee pudding and custard which wasn't very good though.

I have got Wm an airfix type kit for his birthday to go with the bit of cash I am going to give him, he wants to buy himself allsorts but can't decide what so he can have cash and make his little baby mind up.

My phone number gets ported across to my new phone tomorrow, so I can then put Wm's PAYG sim in my old phone and he can have it. I have cleared off all my dodgy text messages and photo's though. Don't want him scaring!

Oh the pic is of magic cat being a soppy kipper, rolling on his back, paws in the air!

Bloody AOl just lost connection, so had to sign on again!

I am missing the BF, though hubby was stroking my hair yesterday, I don't know what has come over him, least he has stopped doing it today.

I have been getting grief off TQ about my 5 yr plan, checking out which of my blokes may be available in 5yrs when I get the IVA done and can divorce my hubby.

Anyway see ya soon x x x x x

Another noisy day!

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Well the road men are back again today. Not sure what they are doing to the poor road but it is bloody noisy.

So I have topped up the soil over my spud shoots, it will make them produce more spuds in the long run. Hubby has cut the grass today! I have one more lot of compost to put over my spuds then they will be allowed to flourish properly. I still haven't planted my main crop though, but I have loads of 1st and 2nd earlies to go at.

I am having a small glass of chardonnay whilst waiting for the tea to cook. Minty lamb chops and new potatoes.

We went out at lunch time to get away from the awful noise of the road men, so we had a lite lunch at Ikea then went to look for a butchers in Cleckheaton that hubby had read about in a Clarissa Dickson Wright book, that's where we got the lamb, and I spotted a craft shop there too, so that's worth a visit after pay day!

The M-In-Law rang last night, her hip replacement is booked for 27th May, if all goes to plan that is, so that'll mean some negotiating for a shift off the week after unless someone else can have the kids that night, I don't know if Ju can have em as her Hubby only came out of hospital last Friday, he seems to be on the mend at least, which is good as he was really quite ill.

Hubby is draining the spuds so I am off to scoff!

Byeeeee x x x x x x x

The Juicy Bits

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Hubby has left the snug, I am now being cuddled by the dog, this means I can tell you what I got up to at the weekend.

Well I saw the Doc on Sat morning, he thoroughly entertained me for at least an hour, then we had a cuddle up together on the bed and exchanged gossip. He seems quite fond of me really, he was saying how he had been seeing me now for 6 years, it really doesn't seem that long, but I bet it is. He says he may not bother with a girl friend for a while as they are too much bother. I know he wants kids of his own, I will be 42 before I can free myself financially from Hubby, will that be too old for new sprogdom??? I'd like another but by then BC will be 16 and Wm 14, would I really want to start all over again?? Don't know, but I'm not planning any "mistakes" with pills that's for sure.

I went over to BF's flat Sunday am after work, he made me very happy, I love cuddling and kissing him allover! He doesn't like having his nipples licked, bitten or tickled, though he likes to have a good go at mine! He loves playing with my boobies, TQ wouldn't be keen, she doesn't like having her boobies played with, so she tells me (I don't know this from personal experience). He is getting a bit boring position wise though as he prefers to go for man on top and I don't get chance to ride him cowboy styleeee! I like being on top for a bit and maybe swapping over to something else.

I was asking if he would be with me in 5 yrs when I can divorce hubby, he said why would I divorce?? Well say's I because he drives me up wall, and I hate way he is always shouting at me and kids, but because of IVA I am tied to him till that ends.
He didn't seem sure about being with me in a full time partner kind of position, so I said don't worry you've got 5 yrs to think about that one! He doesn't want babies of his own either, from what he's said. I keep asking him what will happen if he finds someone he can be with rather than me tied to marriage, he seems to think that girls don't fancy him, but if I do then I'm sure someone else will. I reckon he was a virgin when I started chasing him, he was only 31 then too. Although he is very good at foreplay so maybe that was as close as other girls would let him get, shame because he is very considerate in bed, they don't know what they are missing, he's an excellent kisser too, in fact just thinking about him gets me excited! :-)

So I know I have 2 men for shagging and one to shout at me, but I only see Doc and BF once every 3 weeks, hopefully when BF's shifts are sorted I can see him more often.

Anyway it's late and I'm sure you are horrified at my juicy info, so I am off to let dog out for her late night wee wee then we are off to bed. Just me, the dog and maybe a cat or 2!

Nighty night x x x x

Top Guru!

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So I managed to finish my audit on Sat night at work, by staying up till 5am!!! I did 51 cases and 64 individual events, I have only 1 discrepancy too, and that's cos Henry is stupid, and couldn't spot an anterior fat pad in an elbow if it was waving a flag! I now have to wait for it to be checked, signed off and then I can actually comment on A&E adult only films, I have had my letter of authorisation already so just have to pass the audit.

I am a bit pissed off that the other 2 have been able to pick 50 cases from the day book and I have done 50 of my own cases, just as if I was going to comment on them for real, so mine has taken about 7 weeks to complete and the BO kid has just knocked hers out on Saturday.

I went to see BF on Sun am, he made me toast and tea, no sausage and egg mcmuffins this time! We had a cuddle in his bed, which is very comfy indeed. He's so good at cuddles, he make me have a HUGE O everytime!!!

I was in work today for a training course, as a key trainer for moving and grooving you see, it was bloody freezing though, only 15'c, so we had two 15 min breaks and packed up at 2pm.

I popped into dept to discover Micky had nicked my big lever arch file with all my records in, when what she really needed was the records sheets which is 3 pieces of A4 in a red card folder in the top drawer, so I retrieved my file and put it back and left her a note to say where up to date records are, I can't be doing with folk moving stuff, she should have asked first really, even if she'd emailed or used FB, then I could have told her where the info she needed was and even emailed her the up to date spread sheet.

LC went looking for a nude bra for me in a 42G at Manchester M&S today but they didn't have that size, I went to the outlet and a main branch and found one in nude and right size just a different style, not too much lace as I find them itchy with lace on, it irritates the skin under the boobs, which can get sore as it is without lace trim.

When I got home I had to have a lie down as driving in the bright sun had given me a lovely headache, Hubby made tea, roast beef, new potatos and fine green beans, tiramisu for pudding, he's also washed the covers on the sofa in the snug and shampoo'd the carpet, still it stinks as he's taken his shoes off!

I may see if it's free to get into the RCN exhibitors section in Harrogate this week as I fancy some freebies, running out of mugs, pens, hand cream etc!

See ya later folks x x x

Doc came a calling

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Well last night wasn't too bad, started with a busy shift but fortunately slackened off after midnight.

As you can see from the title I got to see the Doc this morning. He called round for a game of "hide the sausage" which we did and it was fun. He liked my new all over hair colour instead of the half brown/half blonde, bit grey that it was.

He seemed to have missed me and my large boobs! He couldn't keep himself off them, at least someone is pleased to see me.

Can you believe though that hubby actually kissed me on the lips yesterday!!! Yes I know, shock, horror!!! He never does that, maybe my breath smells better since I started using the electric toothbrush again??? Maybe it's the exciting new Davina hair colour?? Maybe I could be in for 10 seconds of fun and frolics next week??? Don't hold ya breath waiting for that one, cos I don't really think that'll happen!

I am going over to the BF's flat in the morning after work, "for a cuddle in his bed" as he so quaintly puts it!! Shagfest more like!

So I will keep you informed of progress tomorrow, I doubt I'll get a shag from the hubby too, but that would make 3 men in 2 days, we'll see! Hubby is off work all next week so he may try his luck, though I am on a course monday day and working thursday night.

BC has her music concert next sat, 7pm I think, need to know more info like what time she has to turn up, hubby bit useless at finding out that sort of information.

Will keep in touch, see ya x x x x